DOTLAN EveMaps

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Welcome, prospective applicant! If you\u2019re reading this, congratulations\u2014you have either an impeccable sense of opportunity or a tragically short lifespan. Either way, we like your style.

Here at Sariel\'s, we believe in progress. The problem is, progress is slow, expensive, and largely hoarded by people who don\u2019t deserve it. That\u2019s where we come in. We\u2019re in the asset liberation business. Some might call it piracy, but we prefer the term \'\'hostile wealth redistribution for a cause\'\' or HWRFAC..... umm, well if that makes any sense... who wrote this?.

Well dam, still reading?... ok, uhhh... We are interested in lively folks that see an opportunity and floor it faster than a panda eats bamboo!. The unafraid of the unknown, the unwavering seekers of wisdom thru violence. Those free personalities with dreams larger than life and well outside our f*cking budget. This is why there\u2019s no retirement plan, but don\u2019t worry\u2014your volunteers are more than happy to fund one for you. The writers told us that would click with most folk, if it didn\'t, we meant hulls destroyed....


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DISCLAIMER: The legal guys said to put something here but I lost the paper....'